January 2012
December 2011
Watch<3
band member: hey what can i sign for you
me: just this piece of paper here please
band member: ok cool
**signs**
me: thanks
band member: wait was that an adoption paper
me: no bye
band member: WAIT
me: no
band member: SECURITY
me: BYE
Christmas
rich kids: my mom didn't buy me the right color ipad
me: i got a pretty cool pair of socks that I needed
rich kids: UGH, this is the wrong model phone!!!!!!
me: well, i got a neat $20 gift certificate for some-
rich kids: and they didn't even get me the right laptop!
me: shucks. i like my pair of pants that i got though
rich kids: OMG AND A BMW INSTEAD OF A MERCEDES?!
me: ok now i think you're-
rich kids: DOES MOTHER NOT LOVE ME OR SOMETHING?!
me: listen, i really think that-
rich kids: WHY CAN'T ANYTHING GOOD EVER HAPPEN
me: stfu
If I like you,
jaamesfaace:
I text right away once I get your text.
I answer right away when you call.
I get out of my ways to do something for you.
I think about you day and night.
I worry about you.
I spend my time and efforton you.
I’m here when you need comfort and love.
I don’t just like anyone.
I make time for you, always.
I put you on top of everyone else.
I make you a priority.
this^
Me: Mom. . .Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside.
WatchBest Scene
Reblog if tattoos are a major turn on for you.
Me: *turns on car radio*
Radio Station 1: "My heart's a stere-"
Me: SHUT UP *change*
Radio Station 2: "You make me feel the"
Me: FUCK *change*
Radio Station 3: "I'm sexy and I kno-"
ME: *turns car into oncoming traffic*
