February 2012
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
WatchGoing to sleep dying..
WatchMade my night! Thank You Blake! I love Workaholics!
operator: 911 what's your emergency
me: my taco is falling apart
Interviewer: How old is Hailie right now?
Eminem: She'll be 10 on Christmas.
Interviewer: Can you believe that, man?
Eminem: I don't understand what happened. She was just 4.
Interviewer: She was just a little cute girl, now she's old enough to be able to talk back to dad, isn't she?
Eminem: Yeah, she's also, uh, gettin little secret admirer letters in the mail. From little boys in the neighborhood that think that she's pretty and you know, writin' her and stuff like that, and I'm gonna break their necks.
Reblog if you are so unpopular that you don't even...
Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdón
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
America: Move
Canada: I'm sorry
Chile: Muévete po conchetumare.
Philippines: *waits*
A dozen roses: $12
a box of chocolates: $10
a happy valentines day card: $2
still having $24 dollars because you're single: priceless.
I really can’t picture anyone at all having a...
first base: being in the same room
second base: breathing the same air
third base: eye contact
